10) Your firm’s biggest clients were Linens & Things and Circuit City.
9) The performance metric at your firm has changed from profits per partner to pro bono cases per partner.
8) The only associates left at your firm are relatives.
7) Your firm’s start date for new associates is 2020.
6) Nobody in your firm has heard of Litination.
5) Your firm used to focus on mortgage-backed securities.
4) Most of your firm’s office space has been converted to apartments.
3) Your firm thought it was worthwhile to increase its vending machine rates by 25 cents.
2) Blackberries are only a fruit at your firm.
1) Your firm no longer exists.
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