Small Shop Web Flop

Attorneys who have been making big money on consultations beware! Pre-Attorney Services is an idea whose time has come. Ok, calm down, as you can see from the woman holding her hands-free headset with her hand on their homepage (pictured left), the only thing Pre-Attorney Services is likely going to help you with is your fast food order on your way to a lawyer's office.

The real meat and potatoes of the Pre-Attorney Services business concept is the idea of "Preventive Law." According to this notion, you can be like the "wealthy" and have a lawyer on retainer to answer your legal questions promptly and professionally for the bargain price of $14.50/month. Just look at the cartoon character judge and the woman attacking the law library to answer your questions. If they aren't worth $14.95, we don't know what is!

There is one problem though, the founder of Pre-Attorney services is not going to be easy to reach. According to the website, "he lives now on a river where he rides the various Jet Ski's in his stable of craft. His friends & our founder have an island surrounded by waterfalls where they get away from it all. They call themselves 'The River Riders' & they call him 'flipa!'" We call this whole thing one giant flop.