Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Missing Disclaimer - Red Bull

While most Red Bull beverages do not contain anything beyond two servings of Mountain Dew, some may contain additional ingredients. As a result, when you are drinking Red Bull you might begin to believe that you are actually growing wings. We believe this is due to the delicious taste of our beverage, but it may also be due to trace amounts of cocaine that can be found in some of our cans. Red Bull is not responsible for any customer that fails to pass an upcoming drug screening.

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