Monday, June 15, 2009

Missing Disclaimer - Six Flags

"While Six Flags has decided to take its creditors on a 'Great Adventure' to restructure its debt, please do not let this impact your day of fun at any of our 20 theme parks. Our pursuit of a 'Great America' is founded on the principle that no 'Magic Mountain' is too steep to climb. As such, we will do anything we can, including lobbying for an amusement stimulus from the government, so that we do not have to cut back on any of our awesome rides or amazing attractions. We simply urge you, our special guest, to remember to keep any pursuit of enjoyment at our parks within your means. If not, you too may be joining us in Chapter 11 bankruptcy."

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