"As the former and current Heartbeat of America, General Motors is indebted to our friends in Washington, D.C. If at some point in time the federal government encounters a need for your vehicle, a nationwide recall maybe initiated. When this occurs, an alert will be broadcast over all major news outlets. The next day, sometime between the hours of 8AM and 11PM, a representative from the Obama administration will be at your house to claim your automobile for temporary use in the federal fleet. A government recall does not provide the owner with the right to a loaner vehicle. Instead, GM encourages you to take this opportunity to ponder the positive environmental impact that you will be having by not driving during this time. GM is also working to see if Hyundai would be willing to pay you for this inconvenience as they generally seem to be giving money away these days."
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