Thursday, March 18, 2010
Happiness Is One Flat Fee Away?
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Judicial Notice - Stress Happens
Litination is willing to take Judicial Notice of the fact that praciticing law can be stressful. That's why lots of practicing lawyers advise others to choose a different career path. Thanks to the article below, this conversation should get much easier.
Prospective lawyer: "I think I'm going to apply to law school, I just love the idea of being a lawyer."
Practicing lawyer: "Listen kid, this is not something you want to pursue. If you do, you'll be saddled with a constant feeling of impending doom equivalent to that dream you've probably had about wearing your underwear to class or forgetting to study for a test. In time, this will cause all of your emotions to die...just die."
Prospective lawyer: "Um, ok. Point taken. I think I'll go with Plan B and enlist in the military."
"Law Practice Can Trigger Stress Disorder, says Attorney Who Now Works as Therapist"
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Excuses, Excuses...
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While You Were Out
Date: March 17, 2010 From: Litination
Message: Miss Rossi, Litination called early today regarding a breaking news story on RadarOnline. Litination was wondering why, after putting so much time and effort into avoiding service of legal papers from your ex-husband, you decided to attend a very public fashion show. Litination believes this was scripted by the producers of the Real Housewives of Orange County but is willing to accept a response that you are just kind of dumb. Litination also wanted to make sure you were aware that you missed a button on the shirt you're wearing on your website.
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Labels: Law and Pop Culture
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Passed Gas Enough to Support Theft Charge
Angela Markson usually ends up regretting her weekly trip to Taco Bell with her husband Jeffrey. This past Thursday, however, Markson wept openly as Kentucky District Court Judge Wilbur Arkinson ruled the usual consequences of "burrito night" were sufficient to create the probable cause necessary for police to search their parked vehicle and obtain the evidence that was being used to charge the Marksons with theft.
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Labels: Law and Pop Culture, Law Practice